Apple’s iPhone Anti-Gravity Tech Sounds Nuts

final legend or in the news you care about this week it’s a short one because it’s all here saying whatnot but Apple has entered a patent for anti falling phone tech this would mostly be something inside your telephone that when you decline your phone the phone would know it was falling change its center of gravity and rotating apart that would it punch and not burst it be like a “cat-o-nine-tail” like a cat like a purify on there’s a “cat-o-nine-tail” inside it yeah where’s paws this is an interesting move for Apple because this disappears against everything that they stand for when it comes to clearing you buy a brand-new telephone every year yeah this prepares you want this Rick retains your telephone alive longer yeah and usually they’re just like it’s time well no compute they’ll supplement things to it each year to determine me it’s so got them anti-gravity device in it but it also can check your blood pressure yep I means that you like that you want to yeah I were really love going my blood pressure checked every time with other hounds not for some think it’s the excellent that’s perfect is it excellent yeah I’m good blood pressure which is surprising because I analyse my form like a jungle time the blood pressure thing heads up doctors it’s a knot of like scrap yeah you’re great like thanks yeah what is it I’m just gonna die one day I definitely sounds like I’m always I’m always really like stress when I go to the doctor only cuz I I never I never know if I’m gonna walk at me like yeah you have you’ve everything you’re horrific they’re all like yours is a little high but you’re probably nervous what did you munch this morning and I’m like I had no breakfast because of you know I was gonna medical doctors didn’t want to mess up your evaluations yeah this new phone hubbubs really good yeah I signify I’m for it sure is it gonna help me when I feelings mode out and shed my phone oh you know it’s a patent Sony’s always patent in controllers that break in half and you’re wearing your face this one I only can’t they’re not gonna retire do you still throw your telephone out of rage I try not to because the damn thing cost so much but I do have this fancy bag on its carbon fireworks oh my back when uh backlund phones who are like nine dollars you were able to go into an proof with some on the telephone like a telemarketer or an ex-girlfriend and make your phone and exactly fling it across or precisely smash it into the nest Lois hovers it was River Co what was it eight tops in a duffel bag with Joe Pesci walks on that movie precisely making payphones and eliminating them you like that movie would be completely expensive if he did with nine iPhones yeah that would be ridiculous you’d be up to like 50 magnificent pretty quick actly 50 it’s a curious math day not too bad I feel those are innovative in high school I was in theater yeah so you gotta be careful with your phone now

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